Comments on: The Worst Possible Job Descriptions https://www.evilhrlady.org/2017/01/the-worst-possible-job-descriptions.html Everything to make HR better Tue, 09 May 2017 17:50:35 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.1.4 By: Kara https://www.evilhrlady.org/2017/01/the-worst-possible-job-descriptions.html#comment-208588 Mon, 23 Jan 2017 23:33:11 +0000 https://www.evilhrlady.org/?p=4194#comment-208588 I spend a significant percentage of my work day coming up with ways to get people fired that won’t cost their employers money, and the rest of my time crushing the dreams of the delusional.

I might be a terrible person.

]]> By: LaraW https://www.evilhrlady.org/2017/01/the-worst-possible-job-descriptions.html#comment-208542 Mon, 16 Jan 2017 17:07:34 +0000 https://www.evilhrlady.org/?p=4194#comment-208542 I hire people and then start building a file in order to fire them.

]]> By: charles https://www.evilhrlady.org/2017/01/the-worst-possible-job-descriptions.html#comment-208528 Fri, 13 Jan 2017 01:24:12 +0000 https://www.evilhrlady.org/?p=4194#comment-208528 I manage projects – that means I get to check off little boxes on “to do” lists (electronically, of course) and ask for deadline extensions. Oh, and the best part is I get to spend other people’s money.

]]> By: Slippy https://www.evilhrlady.org/2017/01/the-worst-possible-job-descriptions.html#comment-208526 Thu, 12 Jan 2017 18:19:47 +0000 https://www.evilhrlady.org/?p=4194#comment-208526 I break computers; hammer not required.

]]> By: Crusty Old HR Manager https://www.evilhrlady.org/2017/01/the-worst-possible-job-descriptions.html#comment-208521 Wed, 11 Jan 2017 20:55:24 +0000 https://www.evilhrlady.org/?p=4194#comment-208521 I listen to employee problems, give them straightforward advice, and then sweep up the remains of their careers when they choose not to listen to me.

]]> By: Bigglesworth https://www.evilhrlady.org/2017/01/the-worst-possible-job-descriptions.html#comment-208519 Wed, 11 Jan 2017 16:55:52 +0000 https://www.evilhrlady.org/?p=4194#comment-208519 I email people with advanced degrees to remind them that they still have to do the data entry part of their jobs.

]]> By: Bobboccio https://www.evilhrlady.org/2017/01/the-worst-possible-job-descriptions.html#comment-208518 Wed, 11 Jan 2017 15:48:01 +0000 https://www.evilhrlady.org/?p=4194#comment-208518 I spend tax-payer money in an attempt to save tax-payer money.

]]> By: Roger Rabbit https://www.evilhrlady.org/2017/01/the-worst-possible-job-descriptions.html#comment-208517 Tue, 10 Jan 2017 20:58:44 +0000 https://www.evilhrlady.org/?p=4194#comment-208517 I have one-way conversations with blank-staring zombies in sparsely furnished rooms.

]]> By: E O https://www.evilhrlady.org/2017/01/the-worst-possible-job-descriptions.html#comment-208516 Tue, 10 Jan 2017 17:28:25 +0000 https://www.evilhrlady.org/?p=4194#comment-208516 I just want to let you know that I love that you appreciate James Fell.

]]> By: Snowglobe https://www.evilhrlady.org/2017/01/the-worst-possible-job-descriptions.html#comment-208514 Tue, 10 Jan 2017 13:05:44 +0000 https://www.evilhrlady.org/?p=4194#comment-208514 I poke my nose into the work my coworkers produce, and point out all of their mistakes to senior management.

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