The language used to describe something can make a huge difference in our perceptions. Writer and fitness expert James Fell posted a request to “badly explain your profession” on his Facebook Page. He described his own profession as: “I make ‘eat less, move more’ really complicated.”
His followers didn’t disappoint. Fell gave me permission to share some of the best bad descriptions.
Kevin: I convert perfectly good jet fuel into noise and chemtrails
Sunita: I withhold antibiotics from children with colds
Jennifer: I give away tax dollars to compost dead chickens and keep cow [bleep] out of creeks.
Emanuel: I get paid for letting people yell at me from a great distance via telephone-lines.
To read some more, click here: The Worst Possible Job Descriptions